Boy Meets Tractor's Favorite God Pick Up Lines
January 22nd, 2008Life
December 16th, 2007We would like you to join… a faction
November 2nd, 2007Zelda Part 2
October 29th, 2007Zelda Part 1
October 29th, 2007Boy Meets Tractor’s Favorite Drinking Games*
October 8th, 2007*Never attempt these drinking games… ever.
300:
1) Drink anytime a Persian dies.
Dragon Wars (D-War):
1) Drink once anytime you see a dragon.
2) Drink twice anytime a dragon is at war.
3) Drink anytime you see this movie.
Dragonheart:
1) Drink anytime they mention the Old Code.
2) Drink anytime an actor shows visible regret for being in this movie.
Broken Arrow:
1) Drink anytime a helicopter explodes.
2) Drink anytime someone shoots at a nuke with a handgun.
3) Drink anytime you wonder what happened to Christian Slater.
Batman & Robin:
1) Drink anytime there’s homosexual tension (bat nipples count)
Face Off
1) Drink anytime a dove flies into the scene in slow motion.
2) Drink anytime you’re so moved you cry.
Battlefield Earth
1) Drink anytime you consider converting to the real religion.
2) Drink anytime John Travolta.
Behram
October 5th, 2007Behram is like Hungry Joe, no one can resist his wily cajolery. And if you can identify this reference when you see him, he will give you a dollar (not really, as he is very cheap). Behram will also premiere with us soon.
Brendan
October 5th, 2007“B-work” is a new recruit to the cult and has quickly risen to his position as Token Fraternity Brother.
Sara
October 5th, 2007Sara is the token laundry-folder.
If she could be any molecule, she would be a histone protein so she could fold your genes.
Randall
October 5th, 2007
Mr. Steel!
Nicco
October 5th, 2007
Nicco looks sweet and cuddly. Looks.