Boy Meets Tractor

*Never attempt these drinking games… ever.

300:
1) Drink anytime a Persian dies.

Dragon Wars (D-War):
1) Drink once anytime you see a dragon.
2) Drink twice anytime a dragon is at war.
3) Drink anytime you see this movie.

Dragonheart:
1) Drink anytime they mention the Old Code.
2) Drink anytime an actor shows visible regret for being in this movie.

Broken Arrow:
1) Drink anytime a helicopter explodes.
2) Drink anytime someone shoots at a nuke with a handgun.
3) Drink anytime you wonder what happened to Christian Slater.

Batman & Robin:
1) Drink anytime there’s homosexual tension (bat nipples count)

Face Off
1) Drink anytime a dove flies into the scene in slow motion.
2) Drink anytime you’re so moved you cry.

Battlefield Earth
1) Drink anytime you consider converting to the real religion.
2) Drink anytime John Travolta.

Behram is like Hungry Joe, no one can resist his wily cajolery. And if you can identify this reference when you see him, he will give you a dollar (not really, as he is very cheap). Behram will also premiere with us soon.

“B-work” is a new recruit to the cult and has quickly risen to his position as Token Fraternity Brother.

Sara is the token laundry-folder.

If she could be any molecule, she would be a histone protein so she could fold your genes.

Mr. Steel!

Nicco looks sweet and cuddly. Looks.

Marina eats worms and spits them out over her opponents…or whoever she wants to.

Jesse is the rock & roller of our group. Look at that hair.

A long time ago, there was once a great wizard of considerable power. And to his three sons did this wizard, Benkalar, issue a great boon. To Nebelsim he gave great strength, to Joboti a mighty intellect, and to Vinthio fame lasting all ages. But to none of them did he give his true power. For a time would come when the Age of Doom would be at hand, and the great sage of Migoroboma would be nigh, for then did the kingdom of Greylance need the power most. Yet in that age the king of Greylance, Kivon, knew nothing of Migoroboma or the might of Benkalar. But he was illegitimate. The true king had been exiled in his youth, and had come to great fame and power in the northernlands of Trubatkro, interestingly, but unsurprisingly, by the aid of a great wizard named Koo. Dark times were well nigh for Trubatkro and its denizens, the Ice Giants of Peikan, but they knew nothing, save that Koo was struck ill by a terrifying illness never before seen in those lands, but quite common in the westshire of Migoroboma. However, the Ice Giants were ignorant fools, and they discarded the last oracle of Umjamfin, god of taxidermy. For their impiety, they would pay the ultimate price. Yet that is not the story at hand. For lo! from the east came a great typhoon, headed by the Lord of the Sea, Xishmal. But he was no god, as the mortals of his age believed, but in fact a mortal. Yet on the fifteenth anniversary of his father’s purchase of the greatest farm ever known, he gained strange powers. That was in the beforetime, prior to the Ultimate Reckoning. And his last word, unbeknownst to him in that happy hour, would be “Jamison.”

Question: Who is Fletcher? Is he:

1. A late 19^th century physicist and engineer, credited with the invention of modern electrical alternating power systems.

2. A 20^th century pulp science fiction writer and psychological philosopher, whose writings served as the basis of a widely influential transnational corporation/religious movement.

3. The last of his extinct race, wielding the power cosmic and doomed forever to roam the universe as the herald of the world-devourer Galactus.

4. An intelligent, self-replicating parasite nanovirus/thoughtform/hallucenogen, transmitted through audiovisual exposure and overwriting the consciousness of its host, manifesting itself through your deepest primordial fears and desires and burning itself into your dreams.

5. The fierce new god of our hideous electrical age, torn from the cosmic womb and born in a tempest of celestial fluids, avatar of Horus, tragicomic post-post-modern messiah, both being and anti-being, light and anti-light (which could also possibly be described as ‘darkness’). Stare into his tragic blue anime-eyes, and the secrets of the universe will be revealed unto you.

6. An English Literature major at a small liberal arts college in Pennsylvania

7. None of the above.

8. All of the above, including answer (7).

Remember to include at least three outside sources in your answer and to use the appropriate citation format. Show your work for partial credit.