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Boy Meets Tractor's Favorite God Pick Up Lines

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

We would like you to join… a faction

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Boy Meets Tractor’s Favorite Drinking Games*

Monday, October 8th, 2007

*Never attempt these drinking games… ever.

300:
1) Drink anytime a Persian dies.

Dragon Wars (D-War):
1) Drink once anytime you see a dragon.
2) Drink twice anytime a dragon is at war.
3) Drink anytime you see this movie.

Dragonheart:
1) Drink anytime they mention the Old Code.
2) Drink anytime an actor shows visible regret for being in this movie.

Broken Arrow:
1) Drink anytime a helicopter explodes.
2) Drink anytime someone shoots at a nuke with a handgun.
3) Drink anytime you wonder what happened to Christian Slater.

Batman & Robin:
1) Drink anytime there’s homosexual tension (bat nipples count)

Face Off
1) Drink anytime a dove flies into the scene in slow motion.
2) Drink anytime you’re so moved you cry.

Battlefield Earth
1) Drink anytime you consider converting to the real religion.
2) Drink anytime John Travolta.

First Post

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

First blog post